Danger Noodle Awaken!

Zel's Weekly Digest

Week 3 - November 28-December 4, 2023



Screenshot from FFXIV Zel standing in front of the Materia Vendor and Materia Melder located in Radz-at-han.


I’ve been mostly taking it kinda easy this week, with a hectic day here or there. Been trying to focus more on offline things.


Fall guys


Pegwin minion from the Fallguys/FFXIV crossover event.

Spent a little bit of time Falling with some Guys. Not much time though because lag has been absolutely horrible this week. But I did manage to get the Pegwin pet and the last of the framers kits.

On to the Outfit!





Roullete Roulette


Players waiting at the entrance to Amon's arena. There is a player dressed like Santa Clause.

Been helping out with leveling, getting that sweet insta-que for friends like I do. Been some good and some questionable, but overall hasn’t been particularly soul crushing.

Players in the Euphrosyne raid, sliding along the railing between Halone and Menphina's arenas.

Did you know that as of right now, Patch 6.5, with enough DPS you can just outright skip the scales? Happened to us on our weekly coin run!

Scene of final fight from Tam-tara Deepcroft Hard.

To be frank, the daily roulettes and weekly tome capping that endgame revolves around are the primary reason I set this up as a weekly thing rather than daily. So far it’s been manageable!

Players running through Orbonne Monastary.



Mount Farming with Mag


Omega from Alphascape V4.0 Savage.

So one day, I come home from errands, sit down to check Discord, and see that my FC mate has just announced that he got his Danger Noodle mount, which I could only guess was Alte Roite, which drops from Omega savage raids. I, of course, started logging on as fast as my computer and typos would let me.

I manage to get in to their PF party, and it seems that now they’re farming Omega. Cool! I don’t know this fight at all.

Omega from Alphascape V4.0 Savage. The tanks are the only ones standing.

Hooo boy. Even with 8 level 90s unsynced this space invader was one tough customer. By the Twelve. Apparently the unsynced meta is for all 4 DPS to hop off the platform as it begins its Hello World mechanic, leaving just the tanks and healers, and after it resolves, they pick the DPS back up and finish up the fight. Eventually, we got it down to a decent rhythm, but it took me forever to realize what was going on.

Omega from Alphascape V4.0 Savage during the Hello World mechanic.

Finally, I was the last to get my Big Bad Beetle Borg…I mean Omega mount.

Omega from Alphascape V4.0 Savage.

The group then disbanded, all of them with their mounts. But Mag, being the absolute bro that he is, hopped back on party finder, got us another party, determined to get me my own snake and tiny plane. And because we practice good party finder farming etiquette in this Free Company, we made sure that everyone else also had their danger noodles and vroom-vroom planes.

A party about to face off against Exdeath.
Zel celebrating victory after the defeat of God Kefka.

Air force one! Male Au Ra for scale.

Zel riding the Air Force One mount. Magris is standing to her right.

Haha. Scale.

And of course, the Danger Noodle itself!

Zel riding the Alte Roite mount.



Unending Coil Of Bahamut


Zel talking to the Wandering Minstrel. There is text on screen that reads The Unending Coil of Bahamut (Ultimate) is now accessible.

Ahhhhh made you look!

No. I’m not doing these. Nah. I just unlocked them to get the bubble off my map. Sorry Minstrel I’m not living out your weird WoL fanfic.

Zel with an incredulous look on her face.



Misc.


AKA, Other stuff that doesn’t really get its own header or whatever.

No tool progress, and completely forgot about PVP. Whoops! I have until Dawntrail drops so I’m not really worried.

Forgot about my island too, mostly, at least for getting cowries. I set up all the stuff for my Felicitous Favors and got some tickets. Don’t have the inventory space to open the coffers though.

And now a few silly chat snippets.

A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Pompadora Dora: Oschon's Cuisses of Aiming. Steal his look, wear his cuisses. Iseult Atoel: Say less. Zel Lumei: suppose that's one way to get into his pants? Iseult Atoel: heh.
A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Magriss Ashenford: Ohhh. Huh they lied LOLOL. Zel Lumei: YEP lmao. You think people would really do that? just go onto Final Fantasy XIV and just Lie??
A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Magris Ashenford: danger noodle is awesome. Zel Lumei: is that what you're calling it these days?
A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Magris Ashenford: mhmm. the fear intensifies. Ely Moonscratcher: *cries a little*. Zel Lumei: Mwahaha. Eira Seltrir: lmao
A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Zel Lumei: Woo! Magris Ashenford: lol. I'll woo once we in. Zel Lumei: XD Fair lol. System message: A Party Member has withdrawn from the duty. Zel Lumei: sad face emoticon MAAAAg.
A snippet of Chat from FFXIV. Text is as follows. Zeb Ya: So no more sad co-healer moments. 100% guarantee



Bonus:


Last week I crafted these sets for Mag but didn’t have a screenshot handy (and also kinda forgot about it when making the post…). Well here you go! Dreadwyrm Maiming and Fending Sets!

Magris wearing the Replica Dreadwyrm set of Maiming dyed Pearl White. His Scythe is the Amazing Manderville Scythe.
Zel using the Show Left pose next to Magris, who is wearing the Replica Dreadwrym set of Fending dyed Metallic Silver.


See you next week!

A party about to face off against Omega-M with a giant Eye in the background. It's a visual pun.

Posted 2023/12/07

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