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Guide to Troubled Scions

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Image of Alphinaud holding a tankard. Text over the image reads: Drink. Travel. Books. I went broke. But I had a hell of a time.
Image of Alisaie brandishing her rapier. Text over the image reads: My Modus Operandi is to dial up the awesome and break off the knob.
Image of Tataru. Text over the image reads: This is wonderful! This is going to be fine! I love this! I was soon to change my mind, however.
Image of Y'shtola. Text over the image reads: He told me that I would never forget him, as long as the two of us would live. His eyes demanded an answer. I had to overcome my desire to laugh.
Image of Urianger with his ugly ass robes. Text over the image reads: Don't Judge -- I clean up real nice.
Image of Thankcred. Text over the image reads: Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head.
Image of Minfilia. I work hard at my job, but suspect I'm purely decorative.
Image of Papalymo. Text over the image reads: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.
Image of lyse. Text over the image reads: I fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world.
Image of Estinien in his dragoon armor. Text over the image reads: Don't Judge -- I clean up real nice.
Image of Estinien. Text over the image reads: I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place.


Based on The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds by Matt Adrian



Posted 2024/03/08

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